OK, gents - as promised here are the:
Top Ten Mistakes guys over fifty make when it comes to getting laid
10. Not being clean.
9. Not being well dressed.
8. Not having interesting topics for discussion.
7. Having too high of standards
6. Not being polite
5. Not being a gentleman
4. Bringing up the topic of sex WAY too soon
3. Seeming too eager
2. Bringing up the topic of sex WAY WAY WAY too soon
1. Not being confident
9. Not being well dressed.
8. Not having interesting topics for discussion.
7. Having too high of standards
6. Not being polite
5. Not being a gentleman
4. Bringing up the topic of sex WAY too soon
3. Seeming too eager
2. Bringing up the topic of sex WAY WAY WAY too soon
1. Not being confident